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Cael Baker Is Nothing Short Of Legendary

The Ole Miss first baseman is GOATed.

Andrew Diaz
Jun 14, 2021
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Last night I was flipping around on television and just as I was about to go back to an episode of Law and Order: SVU about NAMBLA, an absolute UNIT playing first base for the Ole Miss Rebels caught my glance. The one thing specifically was this mans GODLY flow.

Now any of you that read this blog have probably known me for a while and remember that I was a buzz cut kid for about eighteen and a half years so growing the mullet out has been a huge change but, one that’s a good one.

Since entering into the world of lettuce, I notice people with epic mullets like mine more often. Along with having a heightened sense to notice mullets, I get compliments all time, subtle brag, mostly from dudes saying “I respect that mullet”, but a compliments a compliment.

What I’m really getting at is the fact that Cael Bakers flow FUCKS. There’s no other way to describe it, his lettuce is immaculate. To go with his tremendous locks, Baker rocks an epic goatee. All around player, the Taysom Hill of hair styles.

In addition to Bakers look, he’s put together a solid seasons for the Rebels. He’s batting .212 with 5 home runs, 27 RBIs, and has been walked 22 times. In the field, Bakers posted a .985% fielding rate. The 250 pound first baseman from Gahanna, Ohio moves like a damn cat.

In all reality, I captured 98% of what I just wrote off of an inning and a half of Ole Miss baseball which isn’t great for research but when I saw that flow, I knew I had to react in some way.

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