Kanyes Room At Mercedes-Benz Stadium Kind Of Sucks
Kanye Wests room in Mercedes-Benz Stadium is pretty bland so here is how I would redecorate it if I was living in it.
Kanye West has essentially barricaded himself with his team and a chef in Mercedes-Benz Stadium to finish up his album Donda. He had a release party last week at the stadium for the album but never dropped it which kind of hurts.
So, here is a photo of Kanyes room that he has set up.
Look, I goto a regimented college so I don’t have the most freedom to decorate my room like other college students but my freshman year dorm looked way better than Ye’s very humble abode. Here is how I would make the room more glamorous if I was living in it.
First off, I would do something with the bare wall to the right of the bed. I would probably throw a flag or two up. Maybe goto one of those college flag websites and find some funny designs.
The first one I’d throw up would be an instant classic. McLovin baby.
One of the greatest comedies of all time so I’d have to, HAVE TO, have this flag up on my wall. The other one I’d go with would be for my second favorite podcast, behind My Parents Office.
I personally own the Kirk Minihane Show flag so I would just take it off my wall and throw it up in my Mercedes-Benz dorm room.
Now that the wall to the right of me is taken care of, I would focus on the area behind the bed. There really isn’t enough room to hang a flag up and two flags is the limit. Any thing more than two just becomes obnoxious.
For that smaller area, I’d go with posters. I’m a big fan of music posters so I’d start off with one of my favorite bans, O.A.R., Of A Revolution.
That is a sick tour poster. Granted I was four when they went out on tour but I’d still proudly hang it on my vacant wall.
After that, I would tack up a poster of my all time favorite rapper. The King of Maine, L.L. Bane, Maine Gretzky, Spizzy Spose.
Another awesome poster that I’d love to see on my wall when I wake up and roll off my shitty mattress in my Mercedes-Benz dorm.
So the walls are covered. Next, I would do something about the shoes on the ground. I’m super freakin clumsy and would probably trip over my kicks so I’d invest in a shoe cubby. While it keeps my shoes off the ground, it covers up some of the bare wall and I could add more decorations to the top of the cubby.
With the cubby in, I’d throw in two of my coveted mini helmets. My high school football one and my golden dome Notre Dame one. They don’t really do anything for me but I’d just like to look at them when I’m getting dressed.
It’s plain, simple, but just lovely.
Now the other area that I’d address would be the makeshift night stand that Kanye set up. I wear glasses so I would need a place to put them and an area to charge my watch, phone, and air pods so I would goto the Ikea website and grab a small night stand. Done, it’s that easy.
The last thing I would add to the vacant room would be a fan. I sleep in a hoodie and sweats but I NEED a fan blowing on me while I sleep. I’d just take a quick trip to Target and pickup a small fan.
It’s not that hard. Kanye, just spend a little bit of money and make the room look a little bit better. Oh, and please for the love of God, DROP DONDA.