Kim Jong Un Bans Mullets in North Korea

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un bans mullets.

In recent news, I am appalled to hear that North Koreas leader, Kim Jong Un has banned mullets and skinny jeans in the country. While the skinny jeans factor doesn’t do anything for me, Kim Jong Un banning mullets is easily the worst thing he has EVER done. 

Yes, grand emperor Kim has killed, starved, and enslaved his own citizens but how are you going to just commit an atrocious act of banning an elite haircut style?

As someone who has a mullet, I am disappointed that my vacation to North Korea is canceled but I think I’ll live.

The mullet is easily the most American haircut there is so I think that is something that came into Kims decision making but it is still baffling that a powerful leader is concerned with the haircuts and clothing his citizens have.