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Spencer Jones Gets Submitted In The Shitter

Oklahoma red shirt senior, Spencer Jones gets mauled in a bathroom brawl.

Andrew Diaz
Feb 23, 2021
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In the words of Chris Tucker in Friday, Spencer Jones, “You got knocked the fuck out”. The OU Sooners red shirt wide receiver and holder, Jones picked a fight with two short dudes who both have over ten years of MMA training.

Jones and one of his buddies, who looked like a clown with his denim jacket and turtle neck, started chirping the two MMA fighters telling them to “look at me bitch” and “get the fuck out of here”. Honestly, the only person Jones can blame for his ass whooping is his buddy who shoved one of the fighters. Once the fighter felt the push, he laid a baby slap on Jones and then unloaded some haymakers.

As a wrestler, I could only smile as I watched this unnamed fighter throw legs in on Jones in the middle of a public bathroom. The fighter then rolled Jones into a guillotine, through the urine soaked floor and held him there while his buddy, who looks like a Back Street Boys wannabe, got tossed into the wall.

Reports say that Jones could lose one of his eyes from the altercation but, I have absolutely no sympathy for him. He picked a fight with a dude who looks just like Ben Askren so, he shouldn’t have been surprised when he got hit with a double leg into a puddle of piss.

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